Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey

We are very far off the cliff, folks www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

I worked for the Justice Department for 25 years & I'm fuming about the new James Comey indictment. Comey wrote "8647" which he said was a reference to canning Trump. DOJ says it was a threat to kill Trump. This is insane. This will end badly for DOJ. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

The Justice Department's second indictment of James Comey is yet another example of President Trump abusing his power to target his perceived political opponents. This is an attempt to chill the speech of every American, but we won’t be intimidated into silence.

Snowflake Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey for Arranging Seashells into 8647. Let's break this down: 86 = To Kick Out 47 = Donald Trump 8647 = Kick Donald Trump Out of Office 8647 is totally innocuous (look it up MAGA) and protected by the First Amendment.

What an absolute joke of a case. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription.

AYFKM? This is the best they could come up with in charging James Comey? Laughable if it were not so pernicious and an affront to the rule of law. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

do i owe pam bondi an apology? was she the one holding back all this bullshit that only todd blanche was sycophantic enough to deliver on? www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Todd Blanche is a disgrace www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Justice Department secures indictment against Comey for a social media post after failing in a previous effort to bring criminal charges, the latest chapter in Trump's promised campaign of "retribution" against his enemies. Devlin Barrett @tylerpager.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u... #PB #USD Trump Regime DOJ has indicted James Comey for posting ‘8647’ in seashells. Regime is trying to force ABC to fire Kimmel for a fucking joke.We are truly living in the most ignorant timeline in history.

DOJ leaders are stuck in a fun loop where they’re trying to placate Trump by bringing increasingly weak cases, losing them and angering him further, and then doubling down.

OH COME ON. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

A very dark day for the Eastern District of North Carolina. This Comey indictment shows what a politicized DOJ looks like—targeting enemies of Trump. It’s not justice. It’s retaliation. And it should trouble anyone who cares about the rule of law. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

The Bozo Fascist's flying monkeys at the FBI and DOJ will not relent in kissing their jefe's ass. This is how fascism operates. A jury will not convict Comey on these absurd charges. But that doesn't make the abuse of the criminal justice system any less egregious. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Look real closely, and you might see the thin smile emerging from the face of the editor who wrote this subhed. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

This would be comical if it weren't so chilling. The entire senior leadership of the Justice Department should have resigned over something like this. They betray their oath and their country by their complicity. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Kash Patel says the investigation took something like 9-11 months and is still ongoing. when it’s officially closed, worth a FOIA to find out how much in resources went into investigating a single photograph published to Instagram.

This will be 1 of those rare fed crim prosecutions that's dismissed pre-trial. The irony is that Comey played a critical role in getting the psychopath elected in the 1st place due to his horrible decision 2 weeks before the '16 election w/ regard to the Hillary ems. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Comey is the first SeashellGate defendant in history.

The continued persecution of James Comey by the Justice Department is the basis of a frivolous lawsuit concerning the picture of 86 47 spelled out in seashells of all things. In this case, it is clearly an example of making the process the punishment. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

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“86 47” is not a violent threat under any reasonable reading, let alone under the demanding constitutional standard for true threats. It’s no more a threat of violence than “Dump Trump”—which is to say, none at all.

Trump is a vindictive asshole. It doesn’t take a “stable genius” to recognize that given Comey’s character, credentials, and reputation combined with the instagram pic that this was in no way a treat. Trump’s goal is to ruin him financially. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Oh boy, this opens up a whole can o' worms! Precedent setting, even. If Comey can be held responsible for social media posts, there's a man pretending to be president that posts a lot of actionable shit. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

This is an absolutely insane attack on free speech. Accusing Comey of an “assassination threat” cuz of seashells!! Trump makes a mockery of the WHCD. No legitimate member of the press can choose to “honor” the fascist Trump. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Just saying if Jim Comey can have his data used against him, no one is safe. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Just when you thought Todd Blanche couldn’t get any more stupid, DOJ drops this embarrassing turd in the courts. Blanche’s audition for AG is excruciatingly painful to watch. Zero self respect.

Wat. This is not even in the stratosphere of a true threat. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Malicious prosecution. It’s obvious and a judge should see right through it. (Gift article) www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against James Comey - The New York Times www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

A federal grand jury in North Carolina charged Mr. Comey with making a threat against the president and transmitting a threat across state lines, according to court records. The case, which centers on an image of seashells that Mr. Comey posted on Instagram. #Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

The Trump administration is doing a retaliatory blitzkreig today. First they're going after Disney/ABC's licenses. Now they just indicted James Comey. They're on a roll, baby: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

You have got to be kidding me. Indicted because he posted a picture of sea shells arranged into "86 47"? They are turning a random guy who never got close to the president into the Reichstag Fire. If Comey can be indicted for this, all dissent will be illegal. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

"After the image was posted, the Secret Service went so far as to track the location of Mr. Comey and his wife as they traveled from their vacation spot to their home in Northern Virginia." So the Secret Service actually tracked Comey after he posted the seashell image on Instagram. Wow. 🎁🔗

Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey. Even though a judge ruled that certain evidence in the Comey case was off-limits to prosecutors, the Trump administration has signaled its intent to continue its pursuit of Mr. Comey. @nytimes.com

Just when you thought they couldn't get any more stupid - this new indictment is over a message spelled out in seashells on a beach! Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

1/ Today's episode of NO ONE BUT TRUMP AND HIS GANG HAVE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS. I dearly hope Comey files a civil petition in fed'l district court in DC for declaratory judgment that the 1st Am protects statements generally proposing Trump's removal from office. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Just checking in on the tech bros that supported the fascists because free speech; going well, is it? www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u... www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/b...

Each time you think this Department of Justice has reached a new low, it sets a new mark for the perversion of the rule of law. Set your egg timer for the lifespan of this misbegotten prosecution. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

The new Comey case stems from a photograph of seashells on a North Carolina beach. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Shells! Trump and his henchmen fear shells…what a freaking clown show! #8647 www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

How many times are they going to attempt this? Comey is once again being targeted for the 8647 seashell formation photo. They will fail miserably once again. Are there no limits on how many times you can indict someone on opinion only and without evidence? www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

They certainly know what the priorities of the electorate are, don't they? Comey spelled out '86 47' in seashells on a beach, and posted a photo of it. He intended it to mean 'to get rid of Trump'. Of course, the administration says that it was a call to assassinate the president.

So the “Justice Department” has the time to Trump up new charges against Comey but don’t have the time to release the rest of the Epstein files and charge those involved. The best way to hide your crimes is to be in charge of investigating them.

This is vindictive prosecution worthy of Stalin, Hitler, Mao, and every Republican now in office. VOTE THEM OUT. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

This DOJ is a complete embarrassment. Before law school, I worked as a waiter, bartender, and restaurant and hotel manager. When you “86” someone, you are simply throwing them out of a bar or restaurant. That is all it means. More of your tax dollars being wasted. 👇 www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Rubbish www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

1/ Today's episode of NO ONE BUT TRUMP AND HIS GANG HAVE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS. I dearly hope Comey files a civil petition in fed'l district court in DC for declaratory judgment that the 1st Am protects statements generally proposing Trump's removal from office. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Look closely, and you can almost make out the wry smile on the face of the editor who wrote this headline. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Trump’s really doing the Make a Wish shit right now. Kimmel’s joke must’ve really gotten to him.

Entering the 37th chamber of stupid www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

The DOJ indicted James Comey over seashells on a beach. Meanwhile, Ghislaine Maxwell — a convicted child sex trafficker — gets concierge meals and pardon talks. This is government weaponization in plain sight. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Two things. First, it takes a serious snowflake to be afraid of a picture of shells on a beach. Secondly, since he's the asshole who got Trump elected in the first place because ... www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Ok. It's official (if it wasn't already). The Trump administration is the dumbest fucking administration on the planet and possibly in all of history. You don't get to redefine terms. 86 means "to get rid of, discard, cancel, or refuse service to someone" www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

This is comical Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Hey Siri, what’s the Guinness World Record for dumbest federal indictment of a public figure? 😂 I’d say James Comey doesn’t deserve this…but then again, if it weren’t for his idiotic handling of the Hillary Clinton email “scandal”, we wouldn’t be here. #uspoli www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

This is FUCKING INSANE!!! For the freaking SEASHELLS!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

THE REVENGE & RETRIBUTION REGIME!! What a Sick Son of a B!tch!!! Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Another attempt of thin-skinned trump's revenge presidency, which centers on an image of seashells on Instagram, is the latest salvo in the Justice Dept's efforts to satisfy trump's demands to pursue longtime targets of his wrath under acting AG, sycophantic Blanche. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

"The Justice Department has secured a new indictment of James Comey, the former F.B.I. director, over a social media post, after an indictment effort spurred by Pres. Trump last year ended in failure": https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/us/politics/james-comey-indictment.html This indictment is […]

The new case stems from a social media post showing seashells on a North Carolina beach that the Trump administration characterized as a threat against Trump www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Trump is after Comey again. This time, for seashells by the seashore, arranged to show 8647. Trump's case rests on the claim that Comey intended harm against him. What a zany administration.🤡 Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u.... What a crock! I may not think Comey handled the Trump vs Hillary debacle, however on a good day Trump threatens and wants to harm anyone who goes against him. Blanch is nothing but a cowardly yesman to Trump

Today's episode of NO ONE BUT TRUMP AND HIS GANG HAVE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS. I dearly hope Comey files a civil petition in fed'l district court in DC for declaratory judgment that the 1st Am protects statements generally proposing Trump's removal from office. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

This is why pam bondi was fired Epstein-File release Retribution against Trump's enemies www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Unfortunately not from the Onion Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey The new case stems from a photograph of seashells on a North Carolina beach. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Wow, How many court case losses must the DOJ endure because the POTUS thinks in vendetta? www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Judge is good to toss this lawsuit like the first. To 86 something is not a physical threat www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Our taxpayer money used for prosecuting a picture of sea shells. GGF. Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

This is the worst timeline. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

In other news about the DOJ and the Comey family, they indicted James Comey, Maurene's father and a former FBI director.

Amazingly, the article never states what the actual charges are. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

For fuck sake… any stupid thing to keep everyone away from the damning Epstein evidence, the more trivial and petty, the better. The president and his entire cabinet had better be put on trial as soon as they are removed from the halls of government. They are tying their own nooses.

Trump and his sycophantic DOJ fishing for crimes to indict his enemies with. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u... #ComeyIndicted Here we go again

Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Just a laughably stupid case www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Oh for the love of God, just stop acting like...well, you know. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u... By ‘secured’ they mean ‘found 23 complete idiots and a corrupt prosecutor to presents the stupidest cast ever’. The case? “86 47” written in SEA SHELLS means assassination. Really. I’m not even kidding.

He spells seashells down by the seashore… www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

What a child. We are in a war he can’t end, and inflation he can’t control, but let’s waist government time and money because he doesn’t like a sea shell arrangement. Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

I believe Trump MUST REIMBURSE OUR GOVERNMENT for every losing personal vendetta case he brings. He’s using tax dollars and he loses. He’s such an insufferable, infantile narcissist! www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

What about the war against Iran? Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Trump continues his fascist march, goose stepping his way to another made up indictment of his perceived enemies:

DOJ Secures New James Comey Indictment Over Alleged Threat Against Trump - The New York Times www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

#America: Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey #DemocracyNotTrumpAutocracy #ImpeachTrumpNow www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

I say again, do NOT avoid jury duty. The country you save may be your own. #Citizenship means something. "A federal grand jury in North Carolina charged Mr. Comey with making a threat against the president and transmitting a threat across state lines, according to court records."

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u... Prosecutors should be disbarred for moves like this.

Blanche is the desperate and pathetic man who opens the door to the banana republic of Trump’s dreams. What a global embarrassment! www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Catch-26: "Take that man out and arrest him!" "On what charge, General Dreedle, sir?" "That bastard arranged seashells in the sand!" "Is that illegal, sir?" "It is if I say it is!" www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Yep; today's episode of NO ONE BUT TRUMP AND HIS GANG HAVE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS. I dearly hope Comey files a civil petition in fed'l district court in DC for declaratory judgment that the 1st Am protects statements generally proposing Trump's removal from office. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

So a bunch of guys with social media handles like 8814 think "86" means to "kill". Have these people never worked in a restaurant or bar?! www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

How many hundreds of thousands or millions of tax payers’ $ are we going to waste on this nonsense?

86 47 www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

‼️YOU MUST BE KIDDING‼️ The DOJ is charging James Comey for posting a photograph on social media showing seashells arranged to say “86 47,” combining the slang term “86” often used to mean dismiss or remove with the reference to Trump being the 47th president. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Stepping on a rake for the second time and on purpose,Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey, opening the door for additional humiliation and shame! www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...