Mystery Potato Hovering Over Colorado Is Reported in Latest U.F.O. Files

darth have u seen this story about the mystery potato in the sky? www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

The NY Times won't cover Trump's dementia or corruption, but they have money and space for crap like this. Don't click thru. That's not a photo but an "artistic interpretation." www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

2022 🥔: “witnesses describe the object as roughly the size of a large jet and resembling an angular, non-symmetrical potato made of uneven panels… completely stationary about 300-500 feet above… slowly appeared to change shape… slightly translucent, shimmering white appearance… and a milky shimmer…”

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ah yes the ol' space potato angle

Mystery potato in Colorado on the same day as the new Prairiewolf album is announced? Nothing is a coincidence 🛸🥔 www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

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#MysteryPotato #UAP story gift article, there’s some words I thought I would never say. #NYT

Idaho Potato Commission: Is Colorado getting a leg up on us in the space race? #idahoescape www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

The aliens from Alpha Centauri have crossed the vast distances of space in a potato? Mystery Potato Hovering Over Colorado Is Reported in Latest U.F.O. Files www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

Alien: We have traveled across the vast universe to gift you with the technology beyond your dreams. Me: Dude, is that a potato?

Soldiers saw giant, white ‘potato’ hovering above Colorado. "The flying spud, or what looked like one, was sighted by an Army intelligence officer and 4 members of his unit from Fort Carson..., according to documents... released by the Trump admin. on Friday." www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

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Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u... Unidentified Frying Object

Does @darthbluesky.bsky.social need to phone home? www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

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Mystery Spot in Santa Cruz has the potato bar like an old Wendy's. #facts www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

NY Times: “Mystery Potato Hovering Over Colorado Is Reported in Latest U.F.O. Files” www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

Why did no one tell me about the mystery potato

Favorite headline of the day. #MysteryPotato (gift link:) www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

The New York Times described a newly released UFO file involving Army witnesses near Colorado Springs who reported a large, translucent “potato” shaped object over the Cheyenne Mountain military installation. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

Huh. No firewall, so, gifted for all to open and read. :) www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

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Let’s change the name to ChUFO Wistfully ha ha 🛸 ha ha ha 🛸 ha 🛸 Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

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Mystery Potato Hovering Over Colorado Is Reported in Latest U.F.O. Files www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u... LET THE KETCHUP FLY!!!!

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They like our spuds. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

The like our spuds. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...

www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u... cheeky fuckers. keep talking shite. i'll make fun of YOU when i'm proven right :^)

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French Fries, hash browns, tater tots, UFOs. The incredibly versatile potato /https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/us/mystery-potato-hovering-over-colorado-is-reported-in-latest-ufo-files.html?unlocked_article_code=1.qFA.ssEb.x6psJJ4tDipl

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