Microsoft to Offer Buyouts to 60,000 Workers in Latest Cost Cut

60,000 workers. god damn www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Yay woo! Workers losing jobs. Yay AI. Haha I TOLD you it was gonna be successful!

Yeah like this.

Microsoft offre dimissioni incentivate a un massimo di 60 mila dei suoi 223 mila dipendenti (numero stabile dal 2022). Identificate divisioni e ambiti interessati all'offerta e quelli esclusi. Microsoft to Offer Buyouts to 60,000 Workers in New Cost Cut www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

"Microsoft $MSFT to Offer Buyouts to 60,000 Workers in Latest Cost Cut" (Bloomberg) "Personnel on select teams in US, Canada, India and UK at VP level and below will be eligible" "In July, it offered buyouts to (8,750) retirement-age employees" FY27Q1 results on Wed (28-Oct)

'Microsoft Corp. will offer buyouts to about 60,000 workers, part of the company’s efforts to trim costs and retool its workforce for the artificial intelligence era.' www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

www.bloomberg.com/news/article... Nothing to worry about with job losses, right? I mean, we have an age of abundance coming, right? 🤨

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yeesh: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Microsoft to Trim Workforce With Buyout Offers for 60,000 Staff - Bloomberg www.bloomberg.com/news/article... - 마이크로소프트가 비용 절감과 AI 중심의 조직 개편을 위해 전체 직원의 약 25%에 달하는 6만 명을 대상으로 대규모 희망퇴직을 단행 - 이번 감원은 윈도우, 엑스박스, 코파일럿 등 주요 부서의 부사장급 이하를 대상으로 진행되는 반면, 데이터센터와 보안 등 AI 핵심 인프라 인력은 제외하여 전략적으로 대상을 차별화 (🧵1/2)

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Microsoft quiere invitar a irse al 27% de su plantilla 😳 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

www.bloomberg.com/news/article... #microsoft #tech #ai

Microsoft to offer buyouts to about 60,000 workers, part of the company’s efforts to trim costs and retool its workforce for the artificial intelligence era. World’s largest software maker has shed tens of thousands of workers in waves of layoffs in recent years. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

www.bloomberg.com/news/article... holy mother of absolute fuck.

AI eating the software bros first is just icing on the cake 🍰 innit…dug their own grave

Decision Review: Microsoft is offering buyouts to about 60,000 people, roughly a quarter of its staff, to retool for the AI era. The offer covers vice presidents and below. What I would have done: start the retooling one level higher. I’m available. #ICanCEO

Microsoft to Offer Buyouts to 60,000 Workers in New Cost Cut l Bloomberg www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Microsoft to Trim Workforce With Buyout Offers for 60,000 Staff - Bloomberg www.bloomberg.com/news/article... - 마이크로소프트가 비용 절감과 AI 중심의 조직 개편을 위해 전체 직원의 약 25%에 달하는 6만 명을 대상으로 대규모 희망퇴직을 단행 - 이번 감원은 윈도우, 엑스박스, 코파일럿 등 주요 부서의 부사장급 이하를 대상으로 진행되는 반면, 데이터센터와 보안 등 AI 핵심 인프라 인력은 제외하여 전략적으로 대상을 차별화 (🧵1/2)

47 has officially crashed the economy. This is the #Recession all over again www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Seattle is on pace to be the next Detroit, and I am on pace to be upside on my mortgage in two years. It is a blessing to stumble into financial calamity that most people will only ever read about.